May I interrupt your halloweening for a flower inquiry? In flower language, how would you say “I hate that I love you so much. You piss me off! You’re perfect. Fuck you.” ?

What a fun bouquet!  I’ll try my best!  You probably want some Fair Maid of France (perilous love); Moss Rosebud (declaration of love) mixed with St John’s Wort (animosity); Pumpkin Flower (crudeness); and in the center, Pineapple (perfection, welcome, and hospitality).  If pineapple is too domestic you can also try Ranunculus (you are radiant with charms – as close as one is likely to get to perfection without a pineapple involved.)