twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

book of mormon gothic

bookofmormonmemes:

  • Lehi and Nephi both teach of the tree of life. We don’t mention the tree of death.
  • And it came to pass. And it comes to pass. And it always will come to pass. And it forever is constantly coming to pass. And nothing will ever stop it from coming to pass.
  • Check the pronouncing guide. Alms, father, call. The symbols are not random. They are a message for you.
  • Are we in South America? Are we in North America? Are we in Central America? It doesn’t matter. It is the Promised Land.
  • You start with First Nephi. You always start with First Nephi. You reached Moroni once, reading with your seminary class. You’ve lost count of how many times you’ve read First Nephi.
  • Science says they can’t prove we existed. They don’t have to prove it. They know we’re there, somewhere beneath them. Watching. Waiting. Coming to pass.
  • The pride cycle. Oh, goodness.
  • Orson Pratt says cureloms and cumoms were mammoths. Your teachers say they were probably camelids. You can’t shake the feeling they were something much stranger.
  • You turn the page, it’s Jacob 3. You turn the page, it’s jacob 4. you turn the page, it’s Jacob 5. You turn the page, it’s Jacob 5. you turn the page, it’s Jacob 5. You will never escape Jacob 5.
  • Ammon is unconscious again.