Rations for various RPG Races

friendlytroll:

arachnescurse:

artemis-entreri:

[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]

Universal:

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Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.

Discussion thread here.


Dwarf:

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Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.

Discussion thread here.


Elf:

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Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.

Discussion thread here.


Halfling:

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From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.

Discussion thread here.


Half-Orc:

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Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.

Discussion thread here.


Orc:

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Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].

More images here. Discussion thread here.


Gnome:

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Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).

More images here. Discussion thread here.


Lizardfolk:

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Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!

More images here. Discussion thread here.


Drow:

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From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).

More images here. Discussion thread here.

Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if it’s goth enough

Nothing to me is cooler or more interesting in settings then food culture, so I love stuff like this. Glossing over food in fantasy is boring!

Congressman calls for Trump’s impeachment

mysticben:

thecelestialmother:

Washington (CNN)Democratic Rep. Al Green of Texas called for the impeachment of President Donald Trump Wednesday morning, the first member of Congress to officially request leveling charges against the President from the House floor.

“This is about my position. This is about what I believe. And this is where I stand. I will not be moved. The President must be impeached,” Green said on the floor. “For those who do not know, impeachment does not mean that the President would be found guilty. It simply means that the House of Representatives will bring charges against the President. It’s similar to an indictment but not quite the same thing.”

I want this post to be the only thing on my dash

Congressman calls for Trump’s impeachment

Mystery Night!

thursdayplaid:

My work schedule has seriously shifted, and as a result my sense of timing is as exact as a twelve year old during the summer.  Since I haven’t had the chance to poll for a theme as has been my recent habit, I’m just picking some mysteries.  There will be a Marple and a Poirot unless someone else has something pressing they want to watch.  See you tomorrow at 6pm Central!

Hope to see some of you tonight!

Mystery Night!

My work schedule has seriously shifted, and as a result my sense of timing is as exact as a twelve year old during the summer.  Since I haven’t had the chance to poll for a theme as has been my recent habit, I’m just picking some mysteries.  There will be a Marple and a Poirot unless someone else has something pressing they want to watch.  See you tomorrow at 6pm Central!

owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

fatgirlopinions:

tumblhurgoyf:

thetasteoffire:

i am at my fucking capacity

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Avocado Toast $3600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

I’m dead 😑

Tim Gurner needs to go back to the drawing board

I see your ridiculously rich guy telling people to stop eating fruit and raise you a ridiculously rich guy who made it his life mission to get people to eat more fruit

If you’re talking about Magnus Scheving he doesn’t count since it’s still up for debate if he’s even human

1.) of course I am who else would I be talking about

2.) hey. all I said was “ridiculously rich guy”. didn’t say “ridiculously rich human guy”. 

1.) I don’t know your life

2.) Nonhuman creatures are automatically disqualified since they don’t often adhere to the human gender binary

whoops, sorry, you’re right. I should have said “ridiculously rich person”. 

The spobforpresident and amolecularmachine lazytown conversations are why I live.