Hi! So I’m a closeted bi and I’m totally into this one girl(I am so closeted though that I’ve spoken to her abt male crushes of mine). She wants me to design her a tattoo, and gave me total artistic freedom. (She literally told she’d tattoo anything i give her)… should I put violets in the design? Are there any flowers that mean I’m totally into you but too scared to say something first?

I would be… careful with this.  The short answer is no, you shouldn’t.  The long answer is consent and types of consent are a delicate and nuanced thing.  The sort of consent she gave you would be like if I – someone who is incredibly dairy intolerant – asked my friend to pick any restaurant they wanted.  I would trust my friend to pick a place so I could get food I could eat.  When she said she would tattoo anything you did, it was from a place of trust with you.  Keep in mind I am not accusing you of anything or saying you are malicious.  When she asked you to design a tattoo for her, it was for her.  

I understand where you’re coming from and that you don’t mean anything inappropriate with this.  When your friend gave you the power of carte blanche putting anything permanently on her body, that came from a position of trust.  The tattoo is going on her body, it is going to be part of her identity.  Even if she is bi or a lesbian, you seem to want to include something about your identity and your desire for her more than traits that she has.  If you would like me to give you some floriography suggestions based on her personality traits I will totes help.  As is, please don’t include a secret ownership brand based on your crush on her.  Also, please talk to folks in the community who can help you get a better understanding of appropriate behavior in these circumstances.

How’s work been going for you?

Complicated.  I’ve just recovered from major illness and moved cross country (there was a breather between those two points.)  Additionally, tumblr decided it didn’t need to tell me I have messages, so I have about a million to catch up on.  The job that I theoretically had with my move fell through, so I’m on the hunt! 

Writing-wise, I’m just trying to find my rhythm again.

JESUS TEA

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

misty-anne:

gallusrostromegalus:

notbrianna:

gallusrostromegalus:

snowfox102:

gallusrostromegalus:

So it’s Flu Season again, and this recipe for Tea To Fix What Ails You was given to me by a Christian friend, and I’ve taken to calling it JESUS TEA due to it’s miraculous properties.  Even though it, technically, contains no tea.  This tea is as caffinie-free as anything processed in a US plant can get, but be sure to check the provenance and all ingredients in case of allergies.

You will Need:

  • A Bigass Pot, becuase this is something you make in large quantities
  • working stovetop
  • those lil cloth sachets you use for wassail/empty teabags/those lil reuseable loose-leaf tea steepers.

Recipe:

  • about a quart of water
  • 1 cup apple cider
  • about half a lemon’s worth of juice
  • a shitwhack of honey- try to get as local as possible and generally the less-processed the better if you want to build a resistance to local allergens. If you have allergy concerns or don’t like the taste of honey, go ahead and use more processed stuff/another sweetener instead.
  • three tablespoons/three bags chamomile tea
  • three tablespoons/three bags rooibos tea
  • teaspoon crushed cloves
  • 1 cinnamon stick (more if you like it spicier)
  • ¼ tsp nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp cayenne or white pepper

Bring water to a simmer in the pot.  Add the chamomile, rooibos and spices to steep about 4-5 minutes or longer if you like tea-flavored tar which given you have the flu you probably do.  Add Cider, Lemon Juice and Honey until dissolved.  Drink all of this in the course of an hour to stay hydrated, make more pots as needed or until you pass out. 

FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS: gargle warm salt water first for as long as you can, it’ll break up the mucus in your throat and soothe the soreness.

This stuff is hecking delicious, and my dad claims it cured his cold. I’ve taken to drinking it just because it tastes good! Thank you for sharing! 😀 I also found that you can freeze this stuff in convenient single serving sizes, ready to be heated in the microwave when you don’t have enough spoons to make it fresh. Granted fresh is usually best for most food and drinks, but it’s still good.

I also calculated a single serving version, which I’m putting here in case anyone wants to make it that way:

  • 1 cup hot water
  • ¼ cup apple cider (or more, I prefer 1/3 cup)
  • 1 tbsp honey (or more, to taste)
  • a dash of lemon juice
  • ½ tsp spice mixture
  • 1 ½ tbsp tea mixture

Mix the spices together in one container, and mix the two kinds of tea together in another. Measure out of these the above amounts. (Don’t try to store the two things together, the spices will sink to the bottom and you won’t get the right measurements.)

Use a tea infuser/tea bag/cheesecloth/whatever to keep the herb bits from floating off into your drink. Steep for the usual 4-5 minutes, then add the cider, honey, and lemon.

Side note: ground cloves is cheaper for me so I use ½ tsp of
that instead of 1 of whole. I also like cinnamon a lot so I use ¼ tsp
ground cinnamon instead of a stick (also sticks are really expensive here). If you use a stick, break it into
little pieces. The downside of ground cinnamon is that it
kind of congeals if you don’t stir it periodically, so keep a spoon
handy as you drink.

Since people have been asking for this (I guess the flu/common cold is going around agian), have it again, NOW WITH SINGLE SERVING SIZE, THANK YOU @snowfox102  for doing the math for me!

Is it possible to substitute the chamomile for something else?

Pretty much any herbal tea but mint will work?  Rose hip’s good, or you can just double the rooibos. You can even put in black or green tea.  I don’t becuase those both have caffiene and I want to be awake as little as possible when I’m sick.  

@deadcatwithaflamethrower for the sick-pile.

Tis the season.