teaboot:

teaboot:

mjalti:

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

The neural network has weird ideas about what humans like to eat

lewisandquark:

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup
Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup
Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake)
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

angryschnauzer:

angryjerkandstrawboy:

ethereumwinds:

fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate

this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

The treason thing is true. Interfering with the Queens Messengers (‘Royal’ mail) is still a act of treason and the only crime punishable with the death penalty. We never changed the law, we just abolished the death penalty.

amolecularmachine:

rotten-flippity-flop:

robbie-hotten:

Imagine the kids playing together and Robbie walks past grumbling about them making noise and Stephanie runs over asking if Robbie wants to play with them
“Oh, and I’ll suppose you’ll want me to be the villain?!”
“No, Sportacus is the villain!”
“Sport… what? Really?!”
Robbie is suddenly really excited to play because he’s so happy that the kids want him to be in their game and not as the villain

Oh my God… that is precious

Except Sportacus is trying, really trying, but he’s terrible at being the villain (the guy just doesn’t know how to be anything but 100% earnest), and that drives Robbie nuts so he keeps having to stop and coach him. The kids find all this hilarious. 

“You have to have a disguise!” *gives Sportacus a hat and funny glasses* “Bút höw wíll péóplé knów whó Í ám?” “THAT’S THE POINT.” 

At the end of the day Robbie goes home with his self esteem up several notches because now he knows for sure there’s one thing he can do way better than Sportacus ever can. (Sportacus goes home very confused, but Robbie and the kids seemed to be happy so he’s happy.)