
Happy holidays guys to you and your pets and your friends and your family etc
i will reblog this 365 days a year
I WASN’T READY FOR THIS POST.
GUYS IT’S BACK
i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa
LAO BAN SNATA OMG
Omfg this is great
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsW1z9QThsA)
Just thought I’d share for those of you who haven’t heard Watsky’s angry optimism. Seems very 2016 appropriate.
Taking a sick baby to a holiday gathering is a sin.
I am sorry *brings virtual chicken noodle soup and jello*
you are an actual saint. thank you for the kind virtual well wishes.

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Taking a sick baby to a holiday gathering is a sin.