For the sake of these prompts (which run in sets of fourteen) here are fourteen things a wizard must struggle through in his journey to become a high and respected wizard. As always, feel free to wiggle and shift to fit. Some fantasy by request of galadrielladyoflothlorien.
1. So you know how on the latest version of Windows if you move the mouse too quickly you end up on the start page? Yeah, well, I’m trying to learn telekinesis and I keep turning too abruptly and throwing half the room at the other half of the room. I am almost out of plates.
2. I’ve been practicing animating objects, and just wait, you’re going to think this is funny. Haha, my living room furniture has staged a revolt and locked me in the closet. Funny, right? Come save me.
3. Working on Potions, its super great, except now I am invisible and also a dragon. It would be great if I knew how I did it. Or how to undo it. You know anyone who needs an invisible dragon?
4. So, I tried to work a healing spell and now I look like I’m fourteen. This is very frustrating, I’ve been working on that beard for a long time.
5. I’ve finally mastered seeing the future, however only the future of this three foot square of land.
6. I’ve finally mastered travel between worlds. It’s the worst. I can’t remember which alternate dimension I left my potions notes in, and you know it’s going to be the one with the adventurers who are trying to get me to fight a dragon for them. Have you seen me? I live on weak coffee and biscuits!
7. I’m trying to find some wood to make my wand with and you’re the concerned owner of the woodworking shop. No I don’t need help and yes and do need to whisper sweet nothings to this block of oak.
8. After days of searching, swimming through deepest sea and climbing tallest mountain I think I’ve found my familiar. It’s this college student, I’ve been feeding them tuna fish sandwiches and coffee. Are college student usually familiars?
9. We were all warned about the incessant chatter of rats and squirrels, but I accidentally magicked myself up so that I can talk to stomach bacteria. They have lots of opinions on yoghurt.
10. My whole wizard thesis is based on translating this ancient tome discovered in darkest dungeon surrounded my monsters and mystery and I have just now cracked the code to discover it is the diary of some 13 year old who’s mostly wrote about some adventurer named Alicia the Mighty who was, apparently, so hot.
11. I’ve misspelled my spells and now my ferret is speaking in tongues.
12. I understand that charming an object is an important part of graduating from wizard school, what I don’t understand is why charming my exam to have all the right answers is such a big deal. It’s a good charm!
13. Apparently turning yourself into a goat is a great way to get out of awkward dates, if only I knew that years ago.
14. Good news I finally got the summoning circle to work, bad news, it only summons angry bees. My final test is tomorrow! I don’t have time to learn another summoning circle!