the weirdest thing about a lot of the common criticisms of millennials i see is that they all seem to boil down to:
you are soft. you believe the world should be kind. you expect people to treat you fairly. you think your needs are important, that you deserve to be listened to, that you shouldn’t be hungry and frightened and in pain.
and people are seriously SO OFFENDED by this. like, how dare you. how dare you believe the world might be a good place, how dare you believe you should be treated well just for existing. life is pain, princess, anyone who tells you different is selling something, now wipe that smile off your face, shut your mouth and go suffer like i did.
and it’s just like… i have a kid. if she grows up expecting better treatment than i experienced as a young woman, i’m doing my job. i know the world isn’t perfect, but random cruelty isn’t something we should just shrug our shoulders and accept, and it’s so fucking weird how angry people get at youngsters who refuse to do just that.
The kids get sucked into a video game and Pixel has to help them get out by telling them how to beat the game.
Robbie steals all of Sportacus’ acrobatic and athletic skill so he can’t save the day or play sports.
Evil Sportaclone that makes the kids hate Sportacus. (he did this with Stephanie but it would have been more effective with Sportacus)
A body swap episode come on everyone wanted one.
The plot to the unaired pilot that shit would have been funny as hell come on Magnus throw us a bone.
Robbie zaps the main group and they all tell each other all the negative things they think about each other. (I just really want to see Trixie kick Sportacus in the shin is that too much to ask?)
Robbie Rotteenager
Additionally: A shrink episode. Every kids show needs a shrinking episode.
I can’t believe I didn’t think of this one the first time around: Parallel universe collides with central universe. Evil!Sport and Hero!Robbie.
Please someone do these, like, make it happen
To elaborate on the Rotteenager idea: Robbie turns himself into a teenager/kid to get in on the kids’ group and get them to do bad/lazy things. He tries to act cool and says yo too much, he calls himself Jives.
also:
Sportacus gets split into different Emoticus in Robbie’s attempt to get rid of his bravery. The different forms of Emoticus include Sadacus, Happycus, Braveacus, Angercus, the ever-necessary Loveacus, Scaredacus, and Deviouscus (he’s a little shit that loves to pull pranks. Trixie loves him.)
An actual time travel episode where they get period matching clothes just give me Sportacus in a waistcoat
I’m begging you
Mermaids. I don’t know what to do with them I just know that we need them.
A LAZYTOWN PLAY AND THEY’RE ALL ROOTING FOR SPORTACUS TO TAKE ONE OF THE LEADING ROLES BUT HE CAN’T ACT FOR SHIT SO HE GIVES IT TO ROBBIE (bonus if it’s a musical)
A prince and the pauper-esque episode but instead of a prince/ss it’s the actual actor/ress. There’s at least one “I don’t see the resemblance”, “Never heard of you”, and/or “Not a big fan of (actor)” joke. Bonus if either joke is said by the actor’s character. Robbie poses as a fashion designer that comes to town that makes the kids and Sport more “fashionable” in clothes that require them to be lazy or else they’ll ruin them.
(give me Sport in embarrassing clothes I beg of you)
come on
– Omg!!! A “birthday for robbie” episode would be nice!!! We only saw ziggy and sportacus have their own birthdays, so why not Robbie???
– a Valentine’s day episode!!! 💖💖💖
– even a Halloween episode would be fun too
– add different villains who can be a real huge threat to lazytown and to the kids
– another beach episode where this time they should invite Robbie to go with them! ^^
– and an episode where we can learn about robbie’s past!!!!!!!
That’s all i got for now but omg i really really really want these episodes to happen! ^^
adding onto villains that can actually be a threat to lazytown
-robbie Stepping Up to protect everyone because this is His Town and these are His Brats and if any villain wants to actually hurt them they’ll have to go through him
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..
My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.
Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”
So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.
So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”
I’ve just discovered the Lazytown fandom years after watching the show and I’m interested in taking part in the general fannishness. Please feel free to say hello! Also! Please feel free to suggest any fic, tumblrs, analysis, or otherwise that you think I should know about.
Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries.
Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico.
Also a whole bunch of Chinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EMPIRE.
I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.
I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick
The hero the world needs
I remember this. But I feel we’re missing some key points. When it happened, he was out jogging with his puppy:
He heard screams and sprinted towards them. He jumped a fence, saw a man pinning a woman down and immediately fly-kicked him in the face, knocking him out. He then gave the woman his jacket because her dress was ripped and got her a taxi home. She only managed to get in contact with him and tell the papers cause she later found his driver’s license in the pocket of the jacket.
“If I see a person in danger then I will intervene. I would not want to ignore it and then read the next day that a woman had been raped or murdered.”
And his message to the attacker:
“He is a coward and a man with no morals. I won’t forget his face.”
“I won’t forget his face BECAUSE IT IS IMPRINTED IN THE SOLE OF MY SHOE.”
Speak with Tenderness 