Don’t even know why I have to say this but

plightofthebrokenpussy:

the-quasar-hero:

sunshineisyellow42:

the-quasar-hero:

smorses54:

the-quasar-hero:

generaladmissions:

the-quasar-hero:

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

round and round?

Yes my guy, round and round

So… the wheels on the bus go round and round… all through the town…?

Technically speaking, yes. These hypothetical wheels do go all through the town.

I heard the wipers on the bus go swish swish swish.

They do but we’ll cover that in the next chapter.

This is the wholesome content I joined this Hell Site™ for

Me, a humble fic farmer, tending her plot of land: neighbor john said there was a shipwar starting just over the hills. what do you think Ma, do you think we’ll ever see a shipwar?
Ma, clutching her apron to her chest: oh dear, I hope not!
Pa, sitting in his rocking chair and smoking his pipe: hmph! there’s always been shipwars and there will always be shipwars. you just keep your nose out of it and mind your own business. we ain’t got no business messing around in shipwars. now step to it! i want that field of headcanons and plot twists plowed by morning! and keep those plot bunnies from getting at the smut, we can’t afford anymore WIPs!